Anime Porn?
so i'm walking back to my car after class. and this girl - lily - who also lives in my apt complex - went to MIT. says to me i finally figured out what cowboy bebop is - someone's i play poker with online has it as their logo. i'm like okay. she's like i saw it on your desktop on your laptop. Now - my desktop on my school laptop is a picture of spike sitting staring into the camera and julia standing in front of him with her back turned. then it has sort of a backogroundy - thing with blowing leaves with the quote from when spike remembers his time with julia - it was like watching a dream. i thought i'd never wake up from it and before i knew it the dream was over. so anyway back to lily she says - yeah it's some anime porn. At which point i am just like floored. it would be one thing if i had some faye fan service etc - but like ..... clearly not. i literally wanted to punch her in the ovaries. one right to the baby maker.
posted by syrioflorel at 1:00 PM
2 Comments:
That whore. She's just a woman with a small brain -- with a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
8:49 PM
bitch.
we should knock her out with chloroform, cover her with grass, and watch her get devoured by docile herbivores.
bitch.
graa
oh and you guys would be amused. last year i would never hook up with a girl until i had made her watch the first episode of bebop. Man I watched that episode so many times and all the girls hated it but i just ordered them to keep watching it. then at the end i'd be like "well?" and they'd say "I didn't like it." then I had to say "you bitch. now i'm going to have to rail you."
yeah about 1/3 of that conversation was made up. pick and choose.
but yeah. the ovaries. punch them irgens. punch them dead.
12:42 AM
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