GreatTeacherOnizuka

Hey Wildcats!
Irgens and I are up here in New Pork city, he's socializing with his Brown friends in their suite and I'm typing this up. Drunkenly and with great truth, I announce that this new years is not the same without you guys. I wish you three guys having a blast in asia (Ken, Ace)and in the south pacific (ace) find your way back here at some time and we can drink, watch ali g, and discuss doodie together again! Happy New Years stay safe and happy!
-E

Happy Nueva Año

Kanada!


Tetsuo!!!!


"Kanada... a while ago..."

What was she gonna say dammit??

And of course. Happy new year

To make a long story short...

It seems to me that I've been negligent in my posting duties (hah...doodies) lately. So, here is all I have to share:


This is at my school's end of the year party, and this is me, admittedly somewhat if not completely wasted, and the teacher I like to harass. After liquoring up properly, I proceeded to follow her around the room, nagging her and teasing her. Now, let me qualify the situation: she dishes out as much as I do. The other day in class I was pretending to be a little girl and kept saying "iya-da!" or "no, i hate it!" when she was giving instructions for our homework, and she said "urusei! shine!" or "shut up! die!"

The situation escalated, and it ended with her going around the room (drunk as well at this point) saying "NO MORE KIYOTA" in a Japanese accent. The night ended when she randomly slapped me in the face when I went to say bye to her. But it was all in good fun.

But the good news was that I started drinking at 12pm that day and ended around 12am. It was painful and dehydrating, but I'm not ashamed of it--nay, indeed, I'm somewhat proud.

Hope things are well with my droogs!

I only stood up because everyone else did

Oh waa!

ta dor!

Ki em!

Balteemore

Hey guys,
you've got a dynamite sound. I'm in baltimore from the 23rd to the 3rd. My bro and I wanted to head up to new pork around new years. shall we drive? Will you be in b'more for xmas? Anyone else coming back?
-Erem

I want to be a part of it...new pork, new pork!
I want to wake up...in the city more tasty than sheeps!

tom and frank

do you guys even read the blog anymore?
i'm back in town for christmas - let me know if you guys are going to be around or want to do anything for new years.

Look

If no one else besides the faithful mr. Irgens is going to post,

I will have to soldier on.

Go here, and see how you too could get a visit from federal agents for checking out the wrong book. We needn't worry of course, once E becomes the first black president and Irgens becomes his attorney general, and I become window washer #1, this will all be taken care of.

New Years

EREM BOTO!!! - will you be back in baltimore for new years? Some of my college friends will be partying up in new pork city. lemme know what your plans are!

In the spirit of the season of giving

let us not forget, these christmas holidays, that by buying a CD that is not RIAA free, you support the following righteous acts.

Also, I saw a post somewhere regarding "A song of ice and fire" that referred to Jon as the embodiment of Ice, and Daenerys as the embodiement of Fire. Perhaps that was obvious to most. but I found it very satisfactory.

in honor of exams beginning

i find that i have no white boards in my appartment to write encouraging messages to myself/ others
and no one here really knows lord of the rings or grrm well enough so:

I have fought many wars, Master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own keep. They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Saruman’s hordes will pillage and burn. We’ve seen it before. Crops can be resown. Homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.

here is no curse in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this treachery! My business is with Isengard tonight. With a rock and stone.


Aragorn: You said this fortress would never fall while your men defend it. They still defend it. They have died defending it! Is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the caves? Is there no other way?
Gamling: There is one passage. It leads into the mountains. But they will not get far. The Uruk-hai are too many.
Aragorn: Send word for the women and children to make for the mountain pass. And barricade the entrance!
Théoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them."
Théoden: For death and glory?
Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.
Gimli: The sun is rising.
(Flashback Voiceover) Gandalf: Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn look to the East.
Théoden: Yes. Yes! The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time.
Gimli: Yes!

[Gimli climbs up to blow the Horn.]


Théoden: Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds await. Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the red dawn!


Spears shall be shaken, Shields shall be splintered. A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
RIDE NOW RIDE NOW RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLD's ENDING
DEATH !!! DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!!


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i am syrio florel, first sword of bravos. and now you will be talking to me with more respect.


for men who are small can never be tall whil giants still walk in the light
oooh i am the last of the giants
so learn well the words of my song
for when i am gone the singing will fade
and the silence will last long and long


MY LORDS! here is what i say to those two kings! Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither. Why should they rule over me and min, from some flowery saet in Highgarden or Dorne? what do they know of the wall or the wolfswood or the barrows of the First Men? Even their gods are wrong. The others take the Lannisters too, I've had a bellyfull of them. There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m'lords. THE KING IN THE NORTH" THE KING IN THE NORTH THE KING IN THE NORTH THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!!!!

what was the name?

hayward - what was the name of the other band (that was not dykehouse?)

Tales of the Embermage

His jet-black moustache coordinated with a black suitjacket that melted into a black shirt over black pants. His traditional black-mana t-shirt was nowhere to be found, but that hardly mattered. Higashino was here and ready to crush some dreams. Those of amateur Ken Kiyota would do nicely. Kiyota was nervous, and who could blame him? He had a solid deck, though, with plenty of fat and ways to get to it. It was no surprise to see Higashino working with swamps, this time peppered with plains for some flying power and Harsh Mercy.

Higashino had the brutal opening of Festering Goblin and Shepherd of Rot. Kiyota was stuck at three lands without any play, and it was little consolation that Higashino had stalled on just three swamps. The first chance he had to activate the Shepherd he swung with it instead. He wised up on subsequent turns. Finally, Kiyota hit his fourth land and got excited.

It was Wooded Foothills, and he searched out a forest before throwing down Embermage Goblin and finding a twin in his deck. Higashino stopped him with Feeding Frenzy. The second Goblin came down and Kiyota dug through his deck for a third copy! Higashino was ready with Swat, and time was fast running out for Kiyota. Higashino kept the pressure coming with Gustcloak Skirmisher.

Kiyota was finally hitting his stride. He busted out Silklash Spider and offed the Festering Goblin with Shock. The Embermage came down the following turn to take out the Shepherd. Higashino got a hit in with the Gustcloak thanks to Pacifism, but Naturalize stopped that line quickly. He tried Harsh Mercy, but realized that since he had to choose first, things were not going to go his way. He kept his Bird, and so Kiyota hung on to his Spider.

Then Kiyota came down with Kamahl, Fist of Krosa. Higashino's rejoinder was an inappropriately-named Ironfist Crusher. Kamahl hit for four. Higashino put Sandskin on his Crusher and hoped. Kiyota was all action now, bringing out the Symbiotic Beast. Higashino cycled Dirge of Dread into a morph creature, but Kiyota didn't forget to attack with all his creatures and Overrun them, so it was all for nothing.

Kiyota had all the acceleration he needed this game. Elvish Pionneer let him have Wirewood Elf on turn two and still play a Forgotten Cave. Higashino was getting busy with Glory Seeker, and then a face-down creature. Kiyota took no chances with his life total, chumping with the Pionneer while he got ready with his Embermage Goblin line. Higashino couldn't answer the first two, and things were looking dire.

Kiyota continued to hammer, and though Higashino had Harsh Mercy to take out a morphed Skittish Valesk and Wirewood Elf, the Embermages survived and kept him from playing creatures. Kiyota played another face-down creature and saw no opposition from Higashino, whose whole game was suspended by the pingers. At seven life he struck with Cruel Revival and Swat, but it was too little, too late. Kiyota's final Embermage was joined by Symbiotic Beast. That was more than enough to finish the job.

Ken Kiyota defeats Masayuki Higashino 2-1