Blowjob parties

So I went to the dentist today. I pointed out to the dentist lady that I had a cold sore, a gift of the herpes simplex virus. I didn't want her to... you know... try to take a drill to it or anything. She then happily informed me that they are seeing a lot more infections of the mouth and throat these days. In middle school girls. By way of, you guessed it, blowjob parties. She then went into great depth about these infections, and indeed, these blowjob parties.

Blowjob parties.

teh SUXORRRRZZZZZZZZZZZ

so yeah first semester of law school = pretty bad. but it was manageable - considering i basically had like no social life and had to work a few friday afternoons and evenings - to say nothing of the fact that saturdays were mostly spent working. but it was manageable - and i actually did pretty well with my grades (except for my first legal writing assignment) but i'm actually in the top half of my class and got a 3.9 in contracts - downside being i got a 3.0 in con law. (duke has an enforced median in every class of a 3.3) but this semester = just plain rifuckingdiculous. I don't have a job - and the massive amount of requests for internships i've sent out have largely been met with silence and a few polite rejections. so i'm still trying to mail out new ones and plan for the one interview i have. not to mention that for some reason i decided to do mock trial which is going down a week from friday. also not to mention that the Public interest Law Foundation which i have to work at to get my grant this summer is coming up in two weekends. also not to mention that our innocence project case is moving - i've been down to wilson NC to meet the Ds sister last week , and probably gonna have to go back. not to mention that we've already had a trial motion due and have an appelate level brief due before spring break. meaning that i have to go through mountains of research about whether or not websites are "public accomodations" under the americans with disabilities act" and then further not to mention that i still have to deal with torts, property, and criminal law. through in the lingering fear of doing actual real lawyering jobs when i graduate instead of being a student - and yeah that's this semester at law school. is there some way to keep getting paid to be a student?

I was talking to Nikki and I said something irrelevant and she was like "that has nothing to do with it" and I was like "your face has nothing to do with it!"

which was true.

We're going downtown! hebbledeeble dop deedip!